(gratituous M.Hannet pic)It's been 3 whole days and I seriously think i'm going insane.
Day One:
Wow so this is what the world sounds like without my iPod, this is kinda nice. Senses are sharpened when you have all five attuned to the world.
"Cheer up love" my automatic reaction is to laugh in his face.
Do you realise how much of a cliche you are Mr Flourescent Jacket Builder man? Hmmm d'yah?
He looks stunned that I actually did what he asked.
Day Two:
I can hear my thoughts whilst i'm walking, shut up shut up shut up shut up. Inane chatter.
I slowly begin to realise I make the stupidest observations in my head which are not worth sharing. I take the back allys of Manchester as usual to get to where I want fast, avoiding the tourists.
"...Yeah i'm not to sure if I would wear BLACK AND WHITE polka dotted dress, although with them legs I wouldn't mind showing em off, 'ere love giz us a shmile, Go on"
Oh God yeah the drunkards that I normally walk past but manage to avoid hearing due to my trusty iPod.
Day Three:
Hmmm I wonder if I had the choice of being blind or deaf which I would choose. Blindness, I wouldn't ever want to go without music. (stupid headchatter stepped up a notch)
Avoiding all eye contact, starting to dress a bit (just a litttle) down, start walking with the masses. No music is seriously starting to effect my behaviour.
"Helllllooooo Sexceeeee" drawls a spotty teenager then rushes off laughing macho like with his friend. Oh God I just want to retch in your face mate.
Oh iPod, don't ever leave me again and I promise; to always keep you in the green.
x
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