It is so much fun playing a Player.
He is cute but I'm slightly numb of feelings at the present moment of time, being jerked around emotionally has put me into autopilot flirt mode...I'm going through the motions, I'm smiling and dancing suggestively. Sitting on his lap accepting his drink coyly 'For me? Oh you shouldn't have.'
I so badly want to laugh at the girl I am play acting as, he is seriously pulling out the stops and actually believes I am a bimbo... despite the indepth conversation I just had with his friend about Joy Division and the fact I talked guitar pedals and vocal effects with the Ace guy from Bo Ningen. I'm bored so I add an 'er' to every one of his compliments Just to see if he notices.
'Your so cute'
'Oh but Your so much cute-errr!'
'Why would I want to talk about your friends tatoos when its You I'm interested in?'
'Oh I'm much more interestede-errr in you!'
'I really like you a lot'
'I like you a lott-err!'
His friend takes him aside and gives him a pep talk which I can fully hear...believe me when I tell you it is the single most lame 'getting laid' talk I've ever heard.
We kiss...well he attacks my face to which I politey extract my face in pretense of retreiving his fallen hat I was previously wearing.
'Lets go Alibi'
I turn to my friend who is incredibly good to me and is always there to make sure nobody takes advantage of me. She shakes her head no 'Don't leave me here by myself' I wouldn't dream of doing anything of the sort she looks worried like I'm actually condsidering ditching her and I feel bad. My acting is getting better. 'He's not cool don't do it'
I turn and place his hat back on his head pat his cheek and tell him 'My friend doesn't like you and I think your a tosser.' We walk away and dance the last few hours away whilst he looks moody and tries to grasp hold of passing girls bottoms.
Good friends are hard to find and definatly not worth passing over for rotten guys.
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