Banging.

v. banged, bang·ing, bangs
v.tr.
1. To strike heavily and often repeatedly; bump.
2. To close suddenly and loudly; slam.
3. To handle noisily or violently: banged the pots in the kitchen.
4. Vulgar Slang To have sexual intercourse with.

I was walking through Victoria Train Station when a group of Chavs passing me started shouting "Your well banging, you" "Oi oi you look really fine"

So I give them an apologetic look as to say 'Sorry mate, your barking up the wrong tree, I prefer my guys with a little tact' and then another look to say 'Pffft! I know. I'm crazy like that'

Last year I was walking through the Arndale Shopping centre and a scarily grotesque Chav stops in front of me and states "I'd give her a SIX Yeah a definate SIX OUT OF TEN" to which I die of embarrasment as everyone turns to stare at the mere Six, the girl short of FOUR who will sadly never make it with the Grotesque Chav. Shame.

I must at least be a SEVEN now that I am 'banging'

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